Saturday, January 3rd, 2009...9:50 pm

john yamrus | I left this turd…

Jump to Comments

i left this turd

in the toilet
today…

a real
record breaker.

it must have been
a foot long.

i wanted to
call somebody

and
show it off.

i wanted to
take pictures

and send them
to the papers.

at the very least
i wanted to call Kathy

and show her
what i‘d done.

but,
i didn’t

i only
flushed

and
it was gone.

lost
forever.

and all i’m left with
is this poem…

this other
piece of crap.

and
what

do you think
of that?

some related articles are listed below:

  1. john yamrus | i don’t know what it was
  2. john yamrus | mackley leans over & we were at…
  3. john yamrus | the failed poet
  4. john yamrus | i just now
  5. john yamrus | i’ve got…
  6. john yamrus | she said
  7. john yamrus | they’re winning, you know
  8. john yamrus | i never thought i’d
  9. john yamrus | reads
  10. john yamrus | hemorrhoids
  11. john yamrus | after work
  12. john yamrus | in dog obedience class…
  13. john yamrus | dear john…
  14. john yamrus | the next question
  15. todd moore | how to survive the coming night: the poetry of john yamrus
  16. john macker | venus in the badlands II
  17. john macker | stuart z. perkoff
  18. john dorsey & s.a. griffin | virgin erotica

1 Comment

Filed under John Yamrus

Tags: , , ,

1 Comment

  • Todd Moore
    January 4th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    This one is a flat out classic. It’s pure Yamrus, ten thousand percent better than most of the shit being written these days.

    Todd Moore

Leave a Reply