Saturday, January 3rd, 2009...9:50 pm

john yamrus | I left this turd…

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i left this turd

in the toilet
today…

a real
record breaker.

it must have been
a foot long.

i wanted to
call somebody

and
show it off.

i wanted to
take pictures

and send them
to the papers.

at the very least
i wanted to call Kathy

and show her
what i‘d done.

but,
i didn’t

i only
flushed

and
it was gone.

lost
forever.

and all i’m left with
is this poem…

this other
piece of crap.

and
what

do you think
of that?

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  • Todd Moore
    January 4th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    This one is a flat out classic. It’s pure Yamrus, ten thousand percent better than most of the shit being written these days.

    Todd Moore

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