Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
john yamrus | hemorrhoids
hemorrhoids
this time it’s
hemorrhoids,
and they’ve been
bleeding since Sunday.
the doctor
wants me to have
surgery,
but i’ve been
putting it off.
needless to say,
it’s a real
pain in the ass.
i’ve even resorted
to shopping in the
women’s section
in the pharmacy…
buying pads
for the blood.
with not one
single
shred of dignity left
i take my
prescription,
the preparation H
and the pads
up to the counter
to pay.
the girl looks at me
and smiles.
i can’t tell
if [...]























