Tuesday, August 6th, 2013
belong to the Gods
and a man
can only handle so much ass on a woman
before his love bed
becomes his death bed.
So if by some chance life throws you a bone
and you find yourself
staring down at the long legs of Trinity
try not to make the same mistake the others do.
Be content to stay at the bottom
you are [...]
A few lessons
Never do anything serious
without shoes on.
Never think you are anything more
than a fun diversion before
the real thing comes along.
don’t think he has more soul than you.
If your woman asks you,
“How bad do you want it?”
tell her, “not bad enough”.
Avoid the girls who prefer head
Their only subtle desire is to collect
The night I got Selena down from 400 to 200
The black girls charge
by the ass.
The white girls
by the face and tone of their voice.
And the Mexican girls
charge by a combination of all three.
And it’s always over too quick.
the body oil
the cheap perfume.
After peeling off 200 dollars
you find that there are [...]