The Caskets of the Rich Come with Room Keys and a Jacuzzi
At the turn of the century
Venice was the place to go
for artists looking to seal
the deal.
Nowadays,
a hotel room
damn near anywhere in the world
will do.
As long as there’s plenty of room
to shoot up
and a mini bar
you’ll never have to
pay for.
It helps
if there’s a nice view.