Simple Sonnet on Terrorism
My name Osama Bama.
I’m not the Dalai Lama.
I come from Yokohama.
I live in Alabama.
I work at Panelrama.
I ride a purple llama.
I sleep in silk pajama.
I don’t eat pork or hama
or go to Bowl-a-rama.
I want to screw your mama,
so lock your doors tonight
and pray with all your might;
I hate Americana
and I’m spoiling for a fight.
—W.D. Ehrhart, Philadelphia, PA