Characteristics and examples of a Trump Haiku

• a three-line format with 11 syllables
  arranged in a 9-1-1 pattern

• erratic punctuation and capitalization
  with words misspelled

• a focus on some aspect of self-importance,
  ignorance, or television

• the word “trump”appears in the title

• a frivolous or shallow tone with precise brevity

• circular syntax and occasional usage and
  misusage of real and imagined words

• exaggeration predominates over facts and
  veracity, with meaning distorted to cause
  reader confusion

Poem taken from Things That Go Trump in the Night – Poems of Treason and Resistance by Paul Fericano