Wherein the Rub Lay
(A Topical Vignette as Two-Act Play.)
A RECRUITING SERGEANT: A General’s Secretary A MAN: in an iron lung LT. GEN. LEWIS B. HERSHEY: A 72 year-old voice in Selective Service Director an office intercom A MAN: an amputee A MAN: who’s blind with HIS DOG: a dog
ACT I. Scene 1.
(An office, with one desk, a huge Uncle-Sam-l-Want-You poster covering the entire wall, and a sergeant at the desk with an iron lung in front of him.)
SERGEANT: (into intercom) Sir, we’ve got a fellow out here in an iron lung. He’s got his notice and says his neighbors told him he’d be arrested and shot if he didn’t report.
GENERAL HERSHEY: You fucking straight he would. We’re at war, Sergeant.
GENERAL HERSHEY: Don’t bother me, Sergeant, what we need is clear thinking.
ACT I. Scene 2.
(Same, with any amount of time having passed.)
GENERAL HERSHEY: What is it now?
SERGEANT: Well, there’s an amputee here with only one leg who got a notice to report and he thinks there’s been some mistake.
GENERAL HERSHEY: Mistake? Mistake? Cut off his other leg! We’ve got to clear the decks, clear the decks!
A MAN (the amputee): What?
ACT I. Scene 3.
(SAME, more time, etc.)
SERGEANT: General Hershey?
GENERAL HERSHEY: What the screw do you want now?
SERGEANT: There’s an inductee out here who’s blind.
GENERAL HERSHEY: Chop off the bastard’s head! We’ll take his blood and his dog.
THE DOG: What?
ACT I. Scene 4.
GENERAL HERSHEY: Sergeant?
SERGEANT: Yes, sir?
GENERAL HERSHEY: I’m going out to lunch. If there’s any trouble while I’m gone, fire a shot across their starboard bow.
SERGEANT: Yes, sir.
ACT II. Scene 1.
(Same. After lunch.)
GENERAL HERSHEY: Sergeant, was the President in while I was out to lunch?
SERGEANT: No, sir.
GENERAL HERSHEY: Well, I’m expecting him some time this afternoon, and we’re probably going to have some trouble with him.
GENERAL HERSHEY: We’re at war, Sergeant, and we can’t have anybody standing in the way of the war effort. If he gives you any shit shoot him.
from BIG HAMMER No. 14
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